| Date: | May 2025 |
| Written by: | Steve Martin |
| Director: | Jessa Casner |
| Producer: | Kierney Corliss |
| Assistant Producer: | Dana Joy Carducci |
Cast
| Freddy | Steve Travers |
| Gaston | Barney Stone |
| Germaine | Angelina Meehan |
| Einstein | Evan Creedon |
| Picasso | Kevin Palardy |
| Suzanne/Female Admirer/The Countess | Caitlin Davies |
| Sagot | Jessica Briggs |
| Schmendiman | Robert Reiser |
| The Visitor | Riley Frankhouser |
Crew
| Stage Manager | Caity Logan |
| Lighting/Sound Designer | Scott Monsees |
| Set Designer | Jon Knapp |
| Scenic Design | Barbara Emch |
| Properties | Dana Joy Carducci |
| Costumes | Janemarie Cloutier |
| Intimacy Coordinator | Sarah LeClair |
| Sound Tech | Lily Corliss |
| Stage Crew | Jackie Parzanese |
| Stage Crew | Karen Cameron |
| Stage Crew | Julia Woodward |
| Stage Crew | Roseann Enwright |
| Stage Crew | Mary Saile |
| Stage Crew | Sydney Broitman |