| Date: | April 2025 |
| Written by: | Christopher Durang |
| Director: | Paul Pride |
| Producer: | Colby Langweiller |
| Executive Director: | Jim Moore |
Cast
| Woman | Roseanne Enwright |
| Man | Sean Matthew O'Neill |
| Messenger | Steve Travers |
Crew
| Stage Manager | Jackie Parzanese |
| Assistant Stage Manager | Lily Corliss |
| Sound and Lighting Designer | Scott Monsees |
| Sound Op | Jenny McNiven |
| Light Board Op | Val Sharper |
| Set Designer/Builder | Jon Knapp |